What the heck is going on here.

I woke up this morning and cramps had my azz laid out!  I couldn't even get out of the bed let alone make it in to work.  I don't know what is up with that because I haven't had cramps like this in years and I do mean YEARS!

 Now I used to get them really bad, to the point that I would throw-up, sweat, and need to go to the ER so when folks say cramps aren't real, I say you are a muhfuccin' lie!  Anyway, I haven't had one of those sweating, throw-ing up episodes since college and I do not miss them one bit.  

I don't know what is up with me today though because these dayum cramps got me laid up and out of commission.  I'm not feeling this AT ALL.  TMI I know  but hey that's how it be sometimes.