I'm pissed the fuck off!

So I decided to do some of my Christmas shopping online. Didn't really feel like being bothered with the crowds and since I'm a last minute shopper anyway this was great for me. Because I didn't need to venture out into the madness of the malls and the like, I got it done rather early, the 13th and the 14th of this month. Why did I receive an email telling me that I was being refunded because of an inventory error. They could...

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I am too through with Britney spears

I am so through with Mrs Britney Spears or Mrs. Federline(at least until after the divorce is finalized.) I don't know what that poor girl is going through but someone needs to knock some sense into her quick, fast, and in a hurry. Yes, you fucked up marrying fed-ex but you knew you were wrong from jump. He was in a long term relationship...

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Mojitos, Music, and Men .. Yes!!! In that order

Well, not necessarily in that order, men and music are interchangeable but Mojitos will always be my number 1 lova. Anyway, My girl had a little soiree' in which we each(the four of us) had to bring two guests that the others didn't know. What the hell? I found that to be quite challenging since we all hang out together and know the same...

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You Snooze, You lose!!

Ya girl needs to seriously get her butt in gear!!! I don't know what it is with me but I am such a procrastinator. I know how I am but it never fails, year after year I wait until the absolute last mintue to get my Christmas shopping done. I have a grip of gifts to get and have only bought two so far and that was online. I bought a mp3 player for my girl and because I was able to get it for such a good price, I decided to get...

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AHHH, Winter time. ...either Love it or Hate it!

Saturday, I slept until 9 (which is rather late for me) I'm an extreme early bird and like to get up, out, and about early. I'm talking 5, or 6 A.M. early. I skipped the gym too because I didn't feel like dealing with the crowds. (which is one reason why I get up early on the weekends,I am in and out of the gym before most even wake up)....

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What the Heezy!

What is going on with this weather? Just this past Wednesday folks were out and about with tank tops and flip flops on. Thursday it's 30 degrees out and today we have a blizzard that threatens to deposit 8-10 inches! What is up with that? Thank God we didn't get that much where I am but some parts of the state did. I must admit, it looks...

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Oh the sheer madness

Neva, eva, eva again....I let Miko drag me out yesterday into the Black Friday Madness. We went to Wal-Mart of all places!! Thank God we were fortunate enough not to have any incidents at the store but I am totally shocked at the reports that I have been seeing on the news of people getting trampled and tackled to the ground on their quest to get some bargains. Best Buy is absolutely ridiculous, I wouldn't even attempt to go...

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Damn , damn, damn!!!

So here I am staring at my closet trying to figure out what I am going to wear tonight knowing my ass would really prefer to stay at home and chill. I got up at the crack of Dawn and hit the gym and needless to say, after my 2 month long absence, I'm still feeling that workout. I have no idea how I always manage to let J talk me into stuff that I really had no intention of doing but she has a way of making you feel guilty and...

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The return of the macktress

Yes I am back from my hiatus. I haven't had much energy to do anything other than work and sleep. I don't know what is up with me but I am literally drained. I need to get my azz back in the gym stat because when I was working out I always felt great, energy was through the roof and I never felt the urge or need to go to bed early (which currently has been around 9 or 10ish). Okay, this is the craziest shyt I haveheard all...

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Lessons in Life: What I have learned today!

Now I know this may be a little too much information for some but I am the type of person that if I can help someone by giving them a little advice or something, I'm all for it. I'm posting this life lesson in the hopes that I can possibly save someone from making the same mistake that I have made:LIFE LESSON 1: Do Not... I repeat, DO NOT eat Flamin' hot anything. That includes, Cheetos, hot fries, Lays, or anything else labled...

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Grrrrrr.....!!!!!! The Nerve!

The NERVE of them!!!! Don't get me wrong, I love my job and all,(well I love the money they pay me) but I simply cannot believe that they had the audacity to call me into the office ASAP on MY DAY OFF!!! Not only that, but I am required to put in an appearance tomorrow as well!!! I understand that Monday is a big day and all but isn't it enough that I devote 8+ hours of my life to them Monday through Friday? Do they now have...

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The one that got away...or shall I say I threw away.

Life has gotten in the way and kept me pretty much hemmed up this week. Haven't had too much time to do anything lately including 'net time. Last night I was on my way home from no where special and this song came on the radio. I usually listen to a lot of oldies when I'm driving but this song came on and instantly the memories came flooding back. Isn't it amazing how something so simple can trigger memories of things that...

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A Time to Chill!!

I have about another hour at this place and then I will be heading for home. This weekend, I decided to take a little bit of time for myself. No company, no phone calls, no going out, no bothers, no men, no friends and no worries PERIOD!!!. I am heading to a little bed and breakfast all by my lonesome. I haven't told anyone(well I will...

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Agree or disagree?

Still recouping from my extended weekend so for now this will suffice. I don't necessarily agree with the majority of this but I found it to be extremely amusing. This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew... 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes,...

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Am I wrong for feeling this way?

Last night, FWB and I went out to this little neighborhood spot where his boy bartends. It was cool, we got our drink on, chatted, and just kicked it until the wee hours of the morning(which in reality was only 10:00 P.M. lol because I had to be at work this morning) Before he dropped me off, we decided to go to IHOP because we were both feeling a bit famished...Plus, those funnel cakes were calling a sista loud and clear....

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Looks Like My Intuition was right on with this one.

So John Mark Karr's DNA Didn't match. Why am I not surprised? From the first moment that I saw this man's mug all over the news,something just really didn't sit right with me. I have always doubted that he was the murderer. Crazed...possibly, weird...definitely, but murderer...Nahh! I also figured that even though he wasn't responsible...

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Memories

Today my girls and I went to the spa. Sundays are usually reserved for the spa but I haven't been in about 3 weeks. After today, you can best believe my ass will be there every Sunday from here on out! I really needed to be rubbed down, pampered, and just doted on! I didn't realize how much I really, really needed that. It also gave...

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Random Thoughts...cause my shit is all over the place today

~~If this Bytch says "You let that be the reason" one mo'time...~~So what, you read a muthafuggin' book~~We all know you got that shyt from Vickie Stringer ~~Come up with something new because you are wearing the hell out of that phrase.~~Once? twice? possibly three times...alright,but after every word you say?~~Bytch Puhleeze! Definitely time to update ~~Dude, fall the hell back because I am not feeling you like that~~Don't pucker...

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Leave The Game Playin' to the kiddies

So, I was talking to my co-worker today (yes, I am back at work and hating every minute of it. I am so ready to retire, but since I am not anywhere near retirement age, I'll take the next best thing and become a kept woman...anyone want to keep me? lol) But anyway, my co-worker was telling me that she is going to divorce her husband. Truth be told, I think it is because she just recently got promoted and now that she makes...

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Ring The Alarm

Yeah yeah, I know I've missed a few days but I needed each and every one of them to recup from that pawty I went to. The Cristal and Moet was flowing freely and my dumb behind felt the need to drink until I couldn't drink anymore. On top of that (since I'm really a beer girl at heart) I was mixing it with the liquor and well ya'll know...

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Decisions, Decisions!

Let me preface this post by saying You wanna get cut? *pullin' out my blade* Then ask me how I did at the casino today! On the bright side, I am going to the grand opening of this club tonight. Yeah, yeah I know I should be getting ready but we aren't leaving until 11ish. My girl calls and says we need to be there because it's the place to be and it's been advertised as the "hot" new club. Because she is friends with a friend...

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Will I ever Learn.

I posted yesterday about losing my money at the casino and one would think that would be lesson enough--- right? WRONG!!! I took my butt right on back there today and this time I lost $160. I don't know what is wrong with me. I was the only person who didn't win today and yes, I was pissed. I'm a hater!! I admit it and what? I was...

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Dayum Right I find It Offensive!

So today I get a call asking if I want to go out to the casino. I have nothing else planned for today so I say what the hell. Should've stayed my ass right at home because a sista came back broke as hell. Good thing I left all my cards,(credit and banking) in my other purse because those slots were calling me, you hear me? I'm off work until the 18th because I was supposed to keep right on traveling after my weekend jaunt...

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A few flicks from my weekend jaunt

As short of a jaunt as it was, I still managed to take a few pics and you better not say anything about my pic-taking skills either because ya girl never claimed to be a master photog. I really had my heart set on taking a couple of photosgraphs inside the civil rights museum but alas, it was not meant to be as cameras, camera phones,camcorders and the like were prohibited. The museum was an eye opener and some of the sights...

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Fla-vor Flaaaaav!!! Yeahhhh Boyyyyyy!

What we all have been waiting for has finally arrived. Yes, That is right, the second season of Flavor OF Love aired yesterday on VH1 and it did not disappoint! If you are unfamiliar with the show(what planet are you on?), it stars Flavor Flav (Hype man for the rap group Public Enemy) and a slew of women vying for his affections. Each week,...

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Bo knows, But this chick didn't--until it was too late!

Why is it that whenever I leave town, I am filled with such dread and despair upon my return?( well maybe those words are too harsh but a girl is seriously hating to come back home to the same old, same old) I absolutely hate coming back and I had such a good time too. Of course,the fact that I had to get up at 4:00 in the A.M. in order...

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Can a bish be any less discreet?

I just returned from my lunch date with the guy that I previously posted about, the guy whom (while in my inebriated state)almost got me to commit cardinal sin number 1: leaving the club with a stranger for a night of pure raw, unadulterated, unbridled intercourse) Well anyway, we've met up on our lunch breaks before to dine together...

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A lil' Sumpin' sumpin' for the shoe whores out there!!

If you are anything like me, you will absolutely *heart* these shoes! I am a tried and true shoe whore. They are my passion, just like frangances! (yeah, I'm a fragrance whore as well) I was doing what a diva does best and that is shopping, (online) because a bish cannot be out in the midst of this heatwave. It's 101 today (and climbing...

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Keep Yourselves

So, I was watching some reruns of Making The Band when I was appalled at the fact that Andrea, (one of the band members) was actually losing sleep over a dude. Man up girl and get with the program. You are about to blow-up (Of course, it's a long shot being that they are involved with Puffy, the career killa, but hopefully it will happen...

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Summa Daze, Summa Daze!!!

I have really gotten summer fever, so much so that a sista played hooky from work today to lounge pool side and chill. Unfortunately, I picked the wrong day because it was 100 today. Nobody should be out in this heat but I carried my butt to the pool anyway. Water felt good!!!! Usually it takes me a while to get used to the chill of the...

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STFU!! Will ya?

FWB is getting on my last damn nerve! Why is this grown ass man whining and bitching in my ear. I do not have time for this bull! Look nukka, you are not my man and I don't owe you a dayum thing! Don't get me wrong now, I do enjoy your company, and I find you sexy as hell and you MOST definitely puts it down when it's time, but did you forget that we decided a while ago that we wouldn't put a label on our "relationship". ...

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Alternative Lifestyle living folk, Whodathunk?

Okay, so my company has come and gone and me feeling a little bored last night decided to hit up the gay club scene. Now you know it wasn't my idea, only one person could come up with something so out-of-the box for me and that person is none other than my girl Jazzy. Of course I was like "Hell to the naw" ( Thanks Whit for my new catch phrase) but listening to her bitching and moaning all night would've driven me mad. She...

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Whew. Busy Busy Me!

I have been so busy lately. I had relatives in from out-of-town and I have been running and spending like mad. I've been to the casinos just about everyday this week, eating at the buffets and losing my money lol. Well, my last day I did win my money back. I took about 90 dollars and when I got down to my last 20 I won it all back (playing the penny slots) except for $10. At least I came back with something so it's cool....

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Who am I you ask?

I AM:~~A wearer of strappy heels,figure flattering 'fit and well manicured/pedicured parts~~Mildly obsessed with intoxicating fragrances, matt lipsticks, juicy tubes, and exfoliation~~Open minded, honest, loyal, generous to a fault(but in no way stupid or naive)~~Down for my peeps, my family, my friends, and my man~~Viewer of various perspectives, all the while being overtly introspective~~Ironic, sometimes a walking contradiction.~~Avoider...

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Bey Bey Bey. Hated it!

So, the much talked about video from tam Bey-Z finally debuted Wednesday. Yes, that's right folks, the video for Deja Vu is here! I can say that I wasn't really feeling it too much. First of all, the majority of the outfits, were monstrosities. Pin-stripes, big peasant blouses, come on now? We understand that you need to advertise for...

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I've been a bad, bad, girl but fuck it. ladies is pimps too go on and brush yo shoulder off.

I really don't know what in the heck has come over me. AN ex,not THE ex called me out of the blue and wanted to see if I wanted to go to the show (movies) with him. I didn't have any other plans and I knew that a movie always included dinner afterwards so I said why not? I get off work and throw on some jeans and a halter and my pumps and wait for dude. He shows up and I open the door and let me tell ya'll this man was looking...

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The ex has been blowing up my spot bigtime. I can't really say that we ever really kept in contact consistently but lately he's been calling a lot. The first call was unexpectedly out of the blue. He was thinking about me( so he says) and wanted to see what I was up to. Okay, that's cool. We had a nice convo, reminisced, talked about our relationship, He thanked me and told me how much I meant to him back then and blase'...

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Must haves for sexy, single divas

Yeah, I'm supposed to be working but so what. I came in extra early today so I deserve this little bit of time to play around online and unwind, nahimean? Anyway, I've been shopping up a storm lately. Yes, I'm a budget fashionista, diva on a budget , champagne taste on a beer budget or what have you. I'm thrifty and I'm not ashamed to say...

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