Decisions, Decisions!

Let me preface this post by saying You wanna get cut? *pullin' out my blade* Then ask me how I did at the casino today! On the bright side, I am going to the grand opening of this club tonight. Yeah, yeah I know I should be getting ready but we aren't leaving until 11ish. My girl calls and says we need to be there because it's the place to be and it's been advertised as the "hot" new club. Because she is friends with a friend of the owner, we would most definitely get the VIP treatment(as if there is any other way). I'm getting excited and then I ask her what she is wearing, and this ho says an evening gown. Shooot, I was about to make it a jean night for real. I was thinking some skinny jeans, colorful cami and some stilettos until she tells me that the dress code is red carpet sexy...RED CARPET SEXY? WTF is that? I would most definitely be sexy in my jeans but who ever heard of red carpet sexy? What do they expect, a floor length ball gown with plunging neck and back lines and a swanky, sophisticated updo. I don't know. That threw a wrench in my whole plan now I have to come up with another ensem. I guess I can throw on a dress but I'll be damned if I wear an evening gown to a club opening, floor length one at that. Anyway, let me get off of here and ransack the closet for the perfect little dress.