Alternative Lifestyle living folk, Whodathunk?

Okay, so my company has come and gone and me feeling a little bored last night decided to hit up the gay club scene. Now you know it wasn't my idea, only one person could come up with something so out-of-the box for me and that person is none other than my girl Jazzy. Of course I was like "Hell to the naw" ( Thanks Whit for my new catch phrase) but listening to her bitching and moaning all night would've driven me mad. She said that if I went, I wouldn't regret it because it is so much fun. I gave in and she calls up "Delicious" (yeah I know it's cliche right? Every gay male has to be named Peaches, Delicious or some other outlandish mess) and lets him know that we are on our way and will meet him at the club. Anyway we get there and the club is jumping. Mostly men, as would be expected, but there was a decent amount of females there as well. These men were fine, I tell ya, FIONE!! What a fuckin' waste of a big dick. All that gorgeousness going to waste. Now there were some obvious flamers but there were also a good mix of the thuggish, ruggish bones too. I mean save for the fact that I was in a gay club, I wouldn't have been able to tell that the coochie had no power in their midst( and I am one who always prided herself on her "gaydar".) Anyway, it was rather refreshing to be able to dance, get my drink on and socialize without having to worry about every man who thinks his game is tight trying to get with me. I ended up having a blast. The gay folk really know how to Pawtay and dare I take it a step further and say, you haven't really partied until you've been to a gay club. I mean we danced and sipped and danced some mo'. Delicious is a straight up nut and his clique/crew is even worse. They had me dancing on the bar and what not but I loved every minute of it. I had a few chicks trying to hit on me but I let them know with the quickness that I was all about the dick. This one chick approached me and she was gorgeous and her game wasn't as weak as I expected. Ya'll know, one of them slick mouth sistas. (Yeah, I can appreciate the beauty in a woman but I really don't think that I could ever go that route) but had there been an inkling of curiosity in me though, I would've given ol' girl about an hour or two lol. I really and truly enjoyed myself. I haven't partied like that in a minute and I didn't give a damn about my hair, make-up smudging, sweat or anything. I was just there to have fun, dance, drink, mingle. and release some pent up stress lol. One thing I did notice was that they just do not give a fuck either. No fakeness or pretenses whatsoever. I like that vibe. Anyway after that we stopped at IHOP, (Delicious and crew in tow), got our grub on and then I headed for home. I know my behind did not need to be out partying like it was 2009 when I had to go to work in the morning but hell, I'm young and you only live once, am I right? I exchanged phone numbers with Delicious and although he is Jazzy's friend, we clicked big time. I'mma steal him away from her lol . He's fly, fierce and crooked as hell so you know I'll be having lots of stories to tell. Hey that rhymed. lol