I am trippin' off of the unbelievable happenings on message boards. I have joined several, from hair care, to body building, to cooking, to chatting with like minded folks. Anyway, while I was supposed to be working I was browing the web and decided to check out this site that I joined. It's not a dating site, or sex site but a place where like minded folks can log on and engage in stimulating conversations ranging from war issues, to politics and religion. It's a more mature crowd so the "Yo Ma's", "Hey shawty's," big dick braggarts and supposed coochie eating connessieurs are few and far between. One of the requirements upon joining is that you must have a photo. It's supposed to cut down on the drama and bullshyt and take the anonymity out of the board. I browsed for a while( I mean a long while) before deciding to add mine and then the instant messages come. I love compliments so I welcomed them. Some I responded to, some I didn't but this one just blew me away. I receive a message from a chick saying that she and her hubby were looking at my photo and they both liked what they saw. They found me very attractive. She also said that her hubby's pic was in the profile and she wanted to know what I thought about him. I checked him out and didn't find him the least bit attractive. As a matter of fact, he was rather dull looking, just your average joe-- so to speak. Being the nice person that I am, (99.25 % of the time) I told her he was nice looking. I then proceded to have a little fun and told her that unless she planned on lending him out to me for a night, that I couldn't help her out because I don't do couples AT ALL. ( I figured she was interested in a menage-a-toi which I can't quite fathom myself becoming involved in unless it was me and two dudes and even then, it would be a big IF!!!) I couldn't figure out why she was messaging me on a sexual basis anyway and figured that that would get rid of her.I know most bitches are stingy when it comes to their men anyway. Do you know she messaged me back saying that she wasn't looking for herself but for her hubby. His birthday was coming up and she wanted to surprise him with Moi!!!.. That bitch called my bluff...lol. I don't know what gave her the idea that I would be down with that type of shyt but I had to let her know in no uncertain terms that she was definitely barking up the wrong damn tree. She then says "don't get me wrong girlfriend it wouldn't be an on going thing and a one night only thing I have no problem with." Is this bitch for real? Doesn't she know that she had better have a problem with it because I have been known to turn a man or two out. If I were to indulge her her fantasy and get with her hubby she may as well hand him on over because he wouldn't want her azz after that. I'm really doing her a favor by letting her keep her man. Yeah,yeah I know I'm such a kind hearted-softie. Bitch doesn't know how lucky she is that her man isn't my type. I can't believe that people actually hook up like that online. I mean she must be used to doing that type of thing to even consider messaging me. I've had my internet fling but it wasn't a I want to fuck you meet me at so in so in an hour and bring lots of condoms type thing. I chatted with my fling for a year or more, by phone and comp and when we finally met, I wasn't solo and neither was he. What gives? Is this the new thing?