I tried, I really did, but I just can't help myself!!!

Okay, I told myself that I wasn't going to watch, listen to, read, anymore news coverage on the Katrina victims but I can't help myself.   I am absolutely mesmerized by the goings on in LA.It really is hard to avoid because it is everywhere. I just wish that I could do something more than donate money and necessities. I would love to be able to take in a family because I can only imagine how they must feel having lost everything. I just heard  that they found 30 dead bodies in a nursing home.  Apparently the employees at the home  decided to flee the hurricane (don't know whether or not they left New Orleans altogether or just left the nursing home) without making some type of provisions for the residents of the home.  I mean how thoughtless and selfish is that? How could you save yourself and leave 30 other elderly people to die.  I mean damn!!!.  Why couldn't the employees( or whomever was in charge) figure out some kind of way to get those patients out of there, at least get them to the SuperDome or The Convention Center. Those residents were someone's mother,  father, sister, brother, grandparent..I mean Damn.  I could never do something like that.  Even if I was only able to transport 1 person, I would've done SOMETHING!!!  Even the animals were treated better than those people.  At least the animal owners had the good sense to drop them off at a hospital in which the doctor there refused to leave until he could get all of the animals to safety (which he did.)  Aren't we, as humans, more important than a dog or cat?  With some of the stories that I've been hearing, I really can't tell!

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I'm in the MONEY!!! YEAAAAYAAAHHHHH!!!

I have been in such a funk about what has been going on with the hurricane victims that I haven't been updating much.  One of my grandmother's sister's friends is missing.  She lives in Slidel.  (well I don't know if she is missing but I haven't been able to reach her by cellphone)  I'm praying that she and her family are okay.  I still can't believe how tragic  that is.  Then you have stupid azz Barbara Bush talking about "well the victims living in the arenas were underprivileged anyway, so this (living in another arena in Texas) is working out well for them"  I mean what kind of shyt is that?    basically she is saying, fuck'em, they didn't have shyt before the hurricane so they should be thankful that they have that arena in Texas to live. She is ignorant as hell, I'm sensing that there could be some truth to Kanye's statement.. and that's from mama Bush on down!!  :::END RANT::::  Anyway, First thing I did when I got to work was check my account.(remember I posted about  getting paid to surf?)  well I have been grinning and cheesing and doing my happy dance around the office all day so far. .  My ass actually got paid 2 g's.  Thats right ya'll  I got me some Christmas money (if I dont spend it all before then)  Don't hate now!!    I posted about this before so Ya'll had your chance.   Anyway, the only problem is that it is in gold so I have to find a good money exchange to get it changed into US dollars. I know that it will cost me but I don't know anything about  the going rate  of gold or  fees. I need to look into that. I got my co-worker to join too. She wasn't trying to hear what I was saying(even though her behind is broke as hell) until I showed her my e-gold account. (yeah I switched from Stormpay because they charged me 6.9% =69 cents to receive payments..too much interest for my taste even though I loved the fact that they dealt in dollars and not gold)  I also showed her the website that I used when I did research. If you're interested here it is. Start Making Money Today I thought it gave a pretty good explanation.

 

Time	Type	e-metal	Weight (troy oz.)	Entered Amount
9/2/2005    16:24	Payment Received From: MyLifeClicks Memo: 12daily Pro Cashout	gold	+5.085083	2,160.00 USD

Take a look up there and see all my money...Yeah Boy!!! 

On a new note.  My girl has a little boy and sometimes I go with her when she picks him up from school.  A few times, I saw this chatty chick whose daughter goes to the  same school.  My girl is cool with her so everytime she is there when we are, she stops and chats (and this chick is severely long winded.)  She's this Bohemian, Erykah Badu type chick  who looks really nice.  Since she has a daughter I never though much about her comments to me.  One time she was telling me how good I look and how "I have it going on" and blah blah blah.  I just said "thanks" and that was it.  She would say things like this everytime I saw her but the day before yesterday, I went with my girl to the school and she was there.  She kept talking about how pretty my toes were and how she loved my toes and they are so cute.  She was like " I'm going to call your pretty toes" from now on.  I was walking around looking like the Rock (one eyebrow up thang) because I don't know about her.  I don't want to think that she likes me like that but I'm going to be on guard around her. Yeah, she could just be overly nice but I mean who goes around jockin' someone's toes?  Anyway. Let me get to lunch.

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Can someone tell me what is really going on.

Bitches are a real trip I tell ya. I have this one co-worker who is begging me to whoop her ass. I just don't get it. Now I never really paid too much attention to her but I did begin to notice how she would talk to people, I mean, it just didn't sit right with me. I was taught that you treat people the way you want to be treated. Likewise, you talk to people in a respectful matter. She would talk to people like they weren't shyt and no one would ever say anything back to her.I couldn't understand it but I was like, oh well, as long as she doesn't try to come at me sideways. That shyt didn't last for long though, One day I was having a conversation with another co-worker. He offered to take care of something for me because I was pressed for time and this bitch takes it upon herself to get all up in the middle of our shyt. She had the nerve to say you can do it yourself. I'm looking around because I just know that she isn't talking to me, then I ask her "Who are you talking to?" and she says "You" that was all I needed to go off on her. All she could do was start speaking spanish with her friends and laugh. Little did she know that I can understand some Spanish so her trying to be slick ass wasn't fooling anyone. After that, I really didn't have any more problems out of her. I'm not one to hold grudges so I put that shyt behind me. I didn't harbor any ill feelings towards her but she tried her best to stay out of my way. A few weeks ago, (it has been at least a year since our last altercation)I'm in the office with 2 coworkers and again she says something smart, I just know that she doesn't have the audacity to be talking shyt again so I don't respond . I know she could't have possibly been talking to me. I step out of the room, leaving her with the two-co-workers that I'm cool with and upon re-entering I hear her saying "I don't see how ya'll can stand to work with MiMi". My one co-worker looks up at me and then looks at her and she has this dumb ass "oh shyt! I just got busted" look on her face" so I politely ask her " What did you say about me?" She then wants to play the nut role and says "huh? what?" and I repeat my question and then she says I said I don't like you? I said look here Bitch. Do I look like I give a fuck? You don't do shyt for me and besides the feelings are mutual. I tell her that I hate a bytch that has to talk shyt behind someone's back and just insists on fucking with me and bringing out the bytch in me when I am trying to do my job. I just go on and on until she says okay, just drop it then. lol@ drop it when the bitch started it. Then she tries to get salty because I cursed at her. lol Awwww,l I must've hurt the poor wittle baby's feelings. Then she tells me to Shut the fuck up. Hypocritical bytch, lol. I get all up in her face and say "How about you shut me the fuck up" she backs up and says "You know what you aren't even worth it. " lol I say "Somehow I knew you would say that, just like I thought, a bytch with all mouth who can't back that shyt up. I continued to taunt her a bit before she finally ended up leaving. I gave her some parting advice as well. I said "For future references, the next time you get the urge to try to talk shyt about someone, at least make sure that they aren't around to hear you." lol She really got mad after that one. Boy I wished she would've been bold enough to do something because then I would've had the excuse that I needed to beat her ass. I was already stressed too--- Now I'm not trying to lose my job over a bytch's pettiness but I would've laid the smack down on her azz. I haven't had any problems out of her since. She goes out of her way to avoid me now and that is exactly how I like it. I do mess with her from time to time and say "Hello maria (yeah that chick doesn't deserve a capital "m") How are you today?" Most times, she just leave, .but why start shyt and then try to get mad when someone calls your bluff? I think she never expected me to say anything to her because I'm so pleasant and usually mind my own business, I do my jwork and go home. I'm not all caught up in the office shyt. I have about 2 people that I really talk to and they are older ladies, I'm talking 60 ish. Anyway, that is my rant for the day.

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Joke of the day!!

I'm going out but before I get ready I thought I'll leave you all with a little jokey joke.

For those whose vision is not sharp enough to read the small writing.


Joke:


Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?

A: If we don't get some support soon people will think we are nuts!!

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Surfing the net and get paid too? Nahh can't be legit!

Okay. Lately I have been doing a lot of research about how to make money online. Preferably without having to put in an initial investment. Hey since I spend so much time surfing the net(at work and home) I may as well make some money right? But anyway, I came across this paid autosurfing site. The down side is that you do have to invest or upgrade your account in order to earn money but the good thing is that the initial investment can be as little as $6.00. I did thorough research because I am not the one that likes to throw money away. I checked to make sure that people actually were getting paid and I made an initial investment of $6.00 just to see if it worked. IT DID!! I received a payment of $8.64. Not a huge profit but a profit none the less considering my inital investment of $6.00. I invested a little more each time and have found this to be one of the best programs out there. Basically a win -win situation unless the company goes belly up whichI don't see happening any time soon. But anyway, about the program, It basically pays you to surf the websites of others. When you check out the site,Please read the FAQ. In a nutshell, autosurfing is advertising, people will pay to have you view their websites with a chance that you are going to buy something ( sort of like TV commercials for example.) 12 Pro is an autosurf, people are paying you to advertise....you, in turn, earn 12% of whatever money you put in to view. So if you upgrade $100, you earn 12% of that everyday ($12), after 12 days your upgrade expires and you have earned $144 (which is $44 pure profit) the more you put in the more you make. Its like playing the stock market. Its a risky business, but many pitfalls can be avoided with research and experience. The rewards are HUGE!! I think this program is so successful because when your upgrade expires in 12 days. You automatically receive a payment. You are not allowed to compound your money therefore you have less of a chance of the company folding due to their inability to pay. If you decide to try it out, let me know how it is working for you. One thing I must stress though, is please read the entire site and especially the FAQ. If there is somthing that you don't understand contact them and ask your question and do your own research if you are still skeptical. Informed participation is always the best way to go. Oh yeah,If you are interested in checking it out for yourself, the link to the site can be found in my links section.

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I know ya'll have heard Kanye's song, the one with the hook that goes."I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't fuckin' with a broke nigga. Well, that has officially become my motto for the summer, possibly for life! That's right, no more broke niggas for me. Potential or not, doesn't matter! I've always been the type of woman that does for self. I've always had my own shyt and I always keep money. I work for mine and I expect any dude that I'm with to do the same. Now I didn't always feel this way. I used to date broke niggas.(I'm talking lay up on the couch, drinking, eating, playing video games, waiting for a job to come knocking on the door broke niggas) Didn't matter to me because I wasn't getting with them for the money, cars, clothes, and they weren't laying up on my couch so----- Since I've always had my own, I could provide for myself so their financial status wasn't a big deal to me. Since I've become a little older, broke will definitely not do it for me. No, I'm not trading in my independence for gold digger status, but I just want a man to have his own and stop trying to leech off of me. I may have my own but I'm not one of those chicks that just throws money or gifts at a dude to try to keep him. No way!!!!! I am not the one for that shyt. I am not trying to play mama to anyone that didn't come out of my uterus. I was dating this dude once, we dated for some years, he was military and his ass stayed broke. I know they don't make much especially being a petty officer but damn the brotha didn't have any expenses,(yeah he had a kid but his mom helped him out with him because the wifey wasn't shyt. Hell I even watched him from time to time) free housing, shoot, what more could a nigga want? But anyway I'm sitting at my girfriend's place chillin' and he calls and asks me if I want to go to KFC. I wasn't really hungry but I said yeah. He comes over and picks me up(he has his son in the car with him) so we get there and he is ordering all of this shyt, got the nerve to say to me "Baby, what you want, extra crispy or original?" I wasn't really hungry but the combination of everything he ordered and the smelling of that chicken, got my mouth to watering. So anyway our order comes to about $20 and some change. The chick bagged up the food and she's just waiting for the money and do you know this nigga had the nerve to say "Baby, pay the lady" I looked at his ass like he was crazy and proceded to switch my ass on out of there. He was like, "you not going to pay her" I just acted like I didn't hear him and took my seat in the car. He gave me the silent treatment on the way home then promptly dropped my ass off lol.I know if he could have he would've just slowed the car down and made my ass jump out!! He was that heated. I didn't care though.. I do not play that shit, don't try to pull no fast one on me. He knew he was broke when he called me up and asked me if I wanted to go. Right then should've been the time to ask me if I would mind paying. Like I said before, paying for the food, wasn't the issue because I try to keep money, it was the principle of the thing. Now I would've bought the baby something had I been certain that he wouldn't have been digging in the shyt too. I still can't believe he pulled that shyt. After he dropped me off, I hopped in my ride and went back and got ME some chicken lol. I know some of you are probably thinking that I was wrong for that but who cares. lol Nah, I'm the type of female that doesn't mind doing for someone but of my own accord, don't try to force me, scam me, play, me into doing shyt. Won't work. Anyway he gave me the silent treatment for 3 days then told me that he was really broke and it really hurt his feelings that I wouldn't feed him and his seed. With me, you have to be straight up about things, I'm straight and up-front and I'd like you to be the same. If you need money, ASK, if you need a bill paid, ASK, if you need some sneakers and outfit to go clubbin just ASK. 99.9% of the time the answer will be HELL NO!!( I told ya'll I wasn't the one to be throwin' dollars at a dude) ..but the point is that you kept it real and asked for what you want and/or need. That's what it is about these days, REALNESS people!! Don't forget it. A lady can have nothing but respect for a dude that keeps it real with her.

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I am trippin' off of the unbelievable happenings on message boards. I have joined several, from hair care, to body building, to cooking, to chatting with like minded folks. Anyway, while I was supposed to be working I was browing the web and decided to check out this site that I joined. It's not a dating site, or sex site but a place where like minded folks can log on and engage in stimulating conversations ranging from war issues, to politics and religion. It's a more mature crowd so the "Yo Ma's", "Hey shawty's," big dick braggarts and supposed coochie eating connessieurs are few and far between. One of the requirements upon joining is that you must have a photo. It's supposed to cut down on the drama and bullshyt and take the anonymity out of the board. I browsed for a while( I mean a long while) before deciding to add mine and then the instant messages come. I love compliments so I welcomed them. Some I responded to, some I didn't but this one just blew me away. I receive a message from a chick saying that she and her hubby were looking at my photo and they both liked what they saw. They found me very attractive. She also said that her hubby's pic was in the profile and she wanted to know what I thought about him. I checked him out and didn't find him the least bit attractive. As a matter of fact, he was rather dull looking, just your average joe-- so to speak. Being the nice person that I am, (99.25 % of the time) I told her he was nice looking. I then proceded to have a little fun and told her that unless she planned on lending him out to me for a night, that I couldn't help her out because I don't do couples AT ALL. ( I figured she was interested in a menage-a-toi which I can't quite fathom myself becoming involved in unless it was me and two dudes and even then, it would be a big IF!!!) I couldn't figure out why she was messaging me on a sexual basis anyway and figured that that would get rid of her.I know most bitches are stingy when it comes to their men anyway. Do you know she messaged me back saying that she wasn't looking for herself but for her hubby. His birthday was coming up and she wanted to surprise him with Moi!!!.. That bitch called my bluff...lol. I don't know what gave her the idea that I would be down with that type of shyt but I had to let her know in no uncertain terms that she was definitely barking up the wrong damn tree. She then says "don't get me wrong girlfriend it wouldn't be an on going thing and a one night only thing I have no problem with." Is this bitch for real? Doesn't she know that she had better have a problem with it because I have been known to turn a man or two out. If I were to indulge her her fantasy and get with her hubby she may as well hand him on over because he wouldn't want her azz after that. I'm really doing her a favor by letting her keep her man. Yeah,yeah I know I'm such a kind hearted-softie. Bitch doesn't know how lucky she is that her man isn't my type. I can't believe that people actually hook up like that online. I mean she must be used to doing that type of thing to even consider messaging me. I've had my internet fling but it wasn't a I want to fuck you meet me at so in so in an hour and bring lots of condoms type thing. I chatted with my fling for a year or more, by phone and comp and when we finally met, I wasn't solo and neither was he. What gives? Is this the new thing?

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Umm I'd hit it!!!!...Ode to Superhead

This is for the guy who so eloquently claimed that he wouldn't fuck Ms. Superhead with Mike Vick's dick. I suspect he is just talking but just for you sir, I have found some guys that beg to differ. They would love to be in the presence of a notorious dick sucker and one of them actually had relations with her not once, but two times. Notice the big toothy grin. Boy, MS. Head must've really put the thang down and made a real believer out of him. Notice the ll' homie even put in his bid for a chance at Karrine.

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Rumpshaka contest. strictly for the fellas and you ladies that get down like that.

I know my niggas love asses so this is for ya'll. Cast your vote in the first annual rumpshaker contest. Put your money on one of these lovely ladies. Winner will be announced on a date TBA shortly.

Who got that phat ass and know how to twerk it?

Contestant number 1 (Meth and Red's favorite)

Contestant number 2 (Craig and Smokey's favorite)

Contestant number 3 (make that azz bounce girl dizammmm!)

Contestant number 4 (my fav because she knows how to make that azz clap)

Cast your votes in the comment section.

*****Edited to add a disclaimer***** I, MS Mimi, in no way shape or form condone this type of behavior or content nor did I have anything to do with this post except to edit in my comments. This is all my boy Carlos' doing? Silly butt. We hung out last night and after having a little too much to drink, I was tired as hell and my head was throbbing so I crashed. While I was sleeping he decided to use my comp and get all up in my business. We cool like that so I don't mind, but this mess? Come on now los? What is up with dudes being blinded by the booty? Is that all ya'll think about. All hell would break lose if I decided to have a biggest penis contest. Am I right ladies?

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's..........SUPERHEAD!!!!

Now I'm sure by now everyone has heard of the infamous Karrine "Superhead" Steffens. The chick who is known far and wide for being able to suck a dick so good that it warrants it's own copyrighted moniker. Now I had the opportunity to see Ms. Superhead in action with none other than Mr. Marcus (whew fannin' myself) and all I have to say is that her name is well-deserved. The chick even had me about to get pen and paper to take some notes so I can add a few of her tricks to my head game repertoire. Her oral expertise has managed to keep her in the news these past few weeks due to her tell-all (and I do mean tell all) book entitled "Confessions of a Video Vixen." Ms. Steffans is currently hitting up the airwaves as well as bookstore trying to promote her scandalous novel that names some of HipHop's finest as having sampled her prowess. At first, I was thinking that she was just some groupie slut that got played but then I started thinking about how men do what she does all day everyday and get nothing but props, and admiration. Now we women must stick together, especially the sistas, so while her choices may not have been ones thatI would've made myself and while I may not agree with the sucking your way to notoriety, I can't knock a sista's hustle. That's her life and how she chose to live it and it is quite alright with me.(stepping down off of my high horse and taking a bow). Confessions of a Video Vixen reads like a ghetto soap opera. Not only does Superhead reveal all about her sexual romps (some in great detail) but she also names names. I know you are thinking Oh No she didn'!! Well Oh yes she did!!!! Most of the people mentioned were either married or in committed relationships when they had a taste of the superhead so I'm sure she has a couple of wives looking for her in hopes of administering a memorable beat down to that azz.. One such wife is Ma Barker, the current wife of Ms steffens' ex Kool G Rap (an old school rap artist whom she so eloquently rips to shreads in her book) Ma threatened Karrine yesterday during her interview on Ms. Jones' morning show on Hot 97 in NY. Karrine was ambushed by Ms. Jones as she was rambling on about how much of a dead beat dad G Rap was when Ms. Jones announced that she had him on the line, wife in tow. Now there is nothing like a down ass bitch and I applaud that Ma was down for her man but truth be told that bitch has a big ass mouth. She was telling all of the business as well as throwing in the names of people who I'm sure didn't want to be named, such as Method Man (who ended up calling to straighten shyt out) and Big Tigger (po' thang). I don't want to say too much so I'll just leave ya'll with a pic of Superhead and her current love interest Mr. Bill Maher. (apparently she has sucked her way through the Hip Hop crowd and has moved on to bigger and better things, namely Hollywood) and a link to the Hot 97 interview. Listen, enjoy and let me know what you think. Until then, Holla!!



http://www.hot97.com/

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Mariah

What is up with MS. Mariah? I mean dayum! Does this chick ever miss a photo op? Everytime I see her she has some fake smile plastered on her grill and posing. Just be natural sometimes MiMi. You have a beautiful voice which can hold it's own. Please cool it with all of the fakeness because you look stupid as hell and
this right here-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> takes the cake!!

Now she knows she doesn't have abs like that.

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Ass like what?...

Let's Analyze this shall we. Now we all know that us sista's are known for the asses. I mean we have big ol' badunkadunk bootys and everybody knows it so where is our props? Come on now, Britney Spears? Jessica Simpson? Hilary Duff? They don't have shyt on us sistah's Okay? Janet, now she does have a big ol' butt but a shout out to her does not do us justice. What about Ketoy? Buffie? and all the other big bootied sisitahs out there. Em, you gotta do better than that... Give us our props too dammit!!!

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Me busted? Nahh not the kid~~~~~ part deux

Okay to continue my story, Dru and I live in different cities and fortunately, my job calls for me to travel quite frequently so Dru and I can keep our thing going. I call it a "thing" because I really don't know what we are. I would love for him to be my man but I know that isn't reasonable since we can go months without seeing one another. I don't really expect him to not have a life and I know he doesn't mind me doing my thing just as long as we keep it to ourselves. But anyway, I'm in town for a while. A girlfriend of mine also happens to live in said town so I'm staying with her while I'm here.. She and I hung out Friday night at this club. We are all having a good time dancing, then sitting nursing our drinks. She sees a few people that she knows and we are just chillaxin'. I'm getting much attention but I'm also noticing that every time a dude says something to me, here comes this negro whispering something in his ear or saying "Let me holla atcha man" and then they jet. I'm getting pissed that this dude is being a blocka, so I'm sitting there with much attitude.This happens about three or four times and it never fails, this dude pulls them away and says whatever he is saying. Why does his azz seem to know every muthafugga in the club? Anyway, he finally gets the nerve to step to me himself and I ask him why is he blockin' and he says that he thinks I'm attractive and he didn't want anyone else to get me . This is my girl's good friend so I'm being nice even though I am still pissed(he's looking good so my pisstivity is fading fast.) Three of us rode to the club together and when it is time to leave we decide that we want to go to an after hours spot. My friend picks up 3 stray brothas and this heffa tells me that there is no room for me in the car and I must ride with the blocka. I'm cool with that although I am a bit skeptical. After all, he is a stranger but I make sure that we will be following them straight to the club. All of a sudden he remembers he has laundry in the washer and has to make a pit stop, That man was not slick, I knew what he was up to so I kept my azz planted right in my seat. He was out about 5 minutes later and we head off to the after hours spot. We talk on the way there and I tell him that I have a man(well he asks and I'm a straight up sista, no secrets, no lies) and he tells me that he has someone that he wouldn't want to see us together either. No biggie because I wasn't trying to get with him like that . We get to the club and I am noticing how fine the blocka really is. Yeah, yeah I had my liquid goggles on but seriously dude was gorgeous. I'm a little sketchy on what happened after that but the next day dude comes over and hangs out some more.( don't forget he is a friend of my girl) Dru is busy being a workaholic so I've only been able to see him after hours. Sunday, I call Dru and he had some business to take care of so he wouldn't be able to see me. Blocka calls and asks can he come over and I tell him yeah. We hung out all that morning and afternoon, then we are in the bed taking a nap. (And I do mean just napping I haven't even kissed him yet) but anyway, I wake up when the phone rings and it is Dru telling me he is on his way over to pick me up because he has a surprise for me. You talking about a sista doing double time? Mayun, my ass was moving like I had a lit blow torch under it. I tell blocka he has to go because Dru will be there in 2 and 2. Do you know this dude had the nerve to cop an attitude? I was straight up with him. I told him I had someone who lived in that same city whom I love to death. I told him that he(Dru) will always come first so if we are hanging out, midstroke, kissing, whatever, if my baby calls I'm out!!. He was down with all of that and I was flabberghasted. I asked him why he was willing to be number two and he said that one day, I will need a shoulder to cry on (I guess he meant that Dru would eventually hurt me) and he was going to be that shoulder. He said he would be there for me when I needed him. Must've been all talk because this nigga literally started tripping. He just continued to lay his ass in that bed while I am begging and pleading for him to go. I'm hopping around trying to get dressed and fix my hair and shyt and he is still lying there saying that he isn't going anywhere and he wants to meet him? Da hell? I'm like what are you doing please leave. Meanwhile Dru calls again and he will be there in 1 minute. I'm sweating now and beg him to please leave. I tell him he can lock up and I'll wait downstair for Dru and then he finally leaves about 30 seconds befor Dru arrives. My heart was beating superfast but everything worked out for the best. I was peaking out the window because I wouldn't ve put it past him to wait out there for him just so he can bust my shyt wide open. Anyway me and Dru were able to enjoy our evening and my surprise, WOW at my surprise. Lawd!!!! I know you are wondering what it was but you don't expect me to spill all of my good shyt all at once do ya?

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Busted? Nahh, not the kid.

This weekend I hung out with my girls. It's 4 of us and more than likely I'll be posting about them from time to time. Anyway Let me give ya'll a little background here. I met this dude when I was in school and fell in love instantly. I thought this man was so fine and I was determined to get him. I had a party at my house and he came with a mutual friend. I spotted him and spent the rest of the night trying to catch dude's eye. Now I look good if I do say so myself and I didn't anticipate any problems in getting dude to notice me but dayum if he didn't have something for my azz. That man wasn't paying me a bit more attention than the man in the moon, so I eventually said " screw this" and went on about my business mingling with the rest of the guest. Fast forward to about 2 weeks later one of my friends stopped by my place and told me she was going to this card party with a mutual friend of ours. Since I knew the guy who invited her, I decided to tag along. We walk up in there and I almost fell out. Guess whose house it was? Right!!! Dude from my party who I was sweatin'. Anyway, we played Pinochle( that is my game can't nobody mess with me at the Pinochle table) and as luck (or fate as I'd like to think) would have it we both were losers and ended up sitting out at the same time. He asked me to go on a beer run with him and as we walked and talked he asked me if he gave me his number would I call him. I told him that I might (had to play it cool couldn't let him know how much I was really feelin' him) but anyway after that we started seeing each other on the regular. He was very up front and honest with me about everything. He told me he had a girl back home and left it up to me whether or not I wanted ot still get involved with him. Now I know I was wrong but hell yeah, I was still interested. My method of thinking was that I was there, she was not and if I play my cards right and work my mojo on him, I'll be the girlfriend and she'll be the outsider. It was hard because he would tell me she was visiting for the weekend and if I wanted to see him I had to see him such and such a day. I was pissed but because of the fact that I was the one who chose to get with him anyway, I couldn't say shyt about it. I think the fact that he was so honest with me from the get go was why I did and still do love this man's dirty drawz. He was the perfect gentleman when my visits to his place turned into overnighters. I was nervous as hell the first time I stayed the night and when he said he was going to bed, I said I would stay up and watch movies knowing my azz was sleepy as hell and cramped up on that little bitty behind couch. Anyway, he woke up in the middle of the night and I guess he saw me looking pitiful on the couch so he prodded me to get in the bed. After a myriad of excuses from"I don't have anything to sleep in to I'm not sleepy," he finally got me in his bedroom. He tossed me a T-shirt and some boxers and I refused to put them on saying I was fine in my clothes. He cracked up at me and said instead of getting undressed for bed, I get dressed but he told me to stop playing around and just get in the bed. I was hesistant and I guess he picked up on it because he then said that I don't have to worry about him trying anything with me. He was sleepy and going to sleep, he said he wouldn't lay one finger on me and to top it off he said and I quote" MiMi, I will tell you this, when you are ready for me you will come to me first". I was thinking ain't this some shyt, cocky muthafugga. I was like well we ain't going to be do anything because I'll de damned if I'm going to be sweating a brotha for some dyck. Lawd that shyt lasted all of 1 week because true to his word, that sucka kept his hands off. Not only did he not touch me when deep down inside I really wanted to be touched, but he took it a step further, he would turn his back to me. I was horny and I wanted his ass so I guess he was right because one night I started grabbing on anything and everything I could grab and it was on after that. Yeah he never let me live it down, whispering to me while we were out with friend's and stuff "Why did you get horny last night and then cackling like some damn maniacal clown. " Lol @ me!!! This has nothing to do with my weekend perse'. I call myself giving ya'll the history of me and Dru(names have been changed to protect the innocent) and I get caught traveling down memory lane. Now I have to continue this when I get home because it is almost time for me to get outta this damed office.

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Damn Women Drivers

Yes, You read right!! Okay, I am a woman myself but I can drive my ass off. It is rare that one finds a woman like me who can handle a car like nobody's business. But anyway, let's get to the gist of my rant. I was scheduled for a meeting today and I decided to drive downtown which I rarely if ever do. So I'm minding my own damn business driving along when this bitch pulls up on the side of me in her big azz mini-van and tries to boguard her way in front of me. I do have my nice moments when I have no problem letting people in but I get pissed off when I do that and they fail to acknowledge my good deed with a thanks, wave of the hand, nod of the head or something. This bitch got on my last nerves because she didn't ask if she could cut in. She was just inching her way in (after she pulled up on the side of me mind you) and the bitch had this look like "yeah you are gonna let me in" but I had something for her ass. We were coming to a bridge and she needed to get over to continue on so while we are stopped this broad is matching me inch for inch trying to get her way in while I'm like" not today chica". She is moving on up and I am moving on up and like I said, she wasn't getting in front of me, not this day. I move on into position and do you know this bitch has the nerve to lean on her damn horn. What the hell? Since when did I become obligated to let a bitch in who pulls up along side me and tries to pass me. I see her through my mirror, lips just a flappin', so I kindly flip her off a few times while bobbin' my head to Webby and some "Gimme dat girl". This chick is still yappin' so I turn down my music and say "bitch learn how to drive because it will be a cold day in hell before you cut in front of me". I just get pissed off when people do shit like that and if I wasn't in the middle of the morning rush hour traffic I would've pulled over, club in hand, and dared that bitch to open her yap. I am really bad about things like that. I have a bad case of road rage and I know I better chill out before I step to the wrong person. Man the stories I could tell about what I've done in the name of a road rage.

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What the Heezy?

I have been watching MTV a lot lately and I simply cannot stand those ghetto ass ring tone commercials "Where my baby daddy at?" WTF? Come on MTV you can do better than that. I just want to scream everytime they show a promo for one of those ringtones.

Anyway I am still ranting about the BET award. What the hell happened to the performers. I admit I was hyped about seeing Lauryn and the Fugees reunited but the chick was Off-key. She was cracking on the notes which weren't even that high. Now take a look at the pic to the right? WTF is up with that big ass bow and the mushroom 80's 'do? Please chile, give us the old LBoogie. We want her back!!!! Then you have Mariah? Wheeewww chile! I don't know about y'all but all I heard was screeching and howling. She was definitely struggling to hit them high notes. It was like that with practically every performer. Okay, Okay, Gladys did hold it down. She had to show them young bucks how it is done because these new cats aren't nearly as good as they were back in the day. Bey and 'em did their thing though. The singing was on point and the lap dances were cool too. Terrence Howard looked liked he was about to cum but I can't hate. Beyonce' is one sexy chick!! Hell, given the right time and place I may have gotten a little wet looking at her too! Michelle(shaking head) I don't know what her purpose is? She can't sing and she's ugly to boot, 'nuff said. I did love Omarions performance though. That nukka is one dancing fool. People like to compare him to Usher but in my honest and humbe opinion, Usher ain't got shyt on him. Ciara, on the other hand, I could've done without. The highlight of her performance was Luda so that should tell you something right there. Man what I wouldn't do to have just 10 minutes alone with that man. I would tear his ass up and really give him something to sang about.(fannin mah self) UMMPH UMMPH UMMPH!!!! John legend was cool as was Stevie but mayun, what the heck are they feeding him. Stevie done just straight up blewuptuated. He is huge!! Mike Jones got the crowd hype but come on now who really wants him ? Nah, I take that back. If Biz Markie, 50, Ying Yang twins, Lil ' John and the rest of them cro-magnum looking dudes can get chicks why not Mike Jones. I won't knock him. Hell, he might be able to pry my legs open if he was throwing enough dollas my way. lol

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