You Me and She

Okay, So I'm reading this book Something on the Side by Carl Weber.  I'm on page 27 of 390 and already, I have a good idea of what will happen in this story.  It's about these women.  One of whom is married.  So far, she is trying to do something special for her husband's 40th birthday by taking him to Hedonism in Jamaica.  She also wants to take her BFF to Hedonism with them so she can be the third in their ménage à trois.   So far the BFF has declined but I know, Ya'll know what will happen.  First of all she has already broken a few cardinal rules:

• Never let your friends know how good your man is in bed, lest they get curious and want to sample the dick for themselves.
• Never invite another woman into your man's bed ( doesn't matter if you are present or not) Don't do it! Especially if you care for said man and are trying to build something with him.
  
• If you ARE stupid enough to invite another woman into the mix.  At least have enough sense to not let it be a friend or worse yet, your BFF.
  

I know we women like to brag on our men and I know how we are when we get some good dick. We want to shout it from the rooftops and tell anyone that would listen how he put it down. But keep that to yourself when you are amongst friends.  I know you and your girl have been BFF's since Kindergarten but  if she hears about the good dick your man is putting down, how he is blowing your back out every night and how he licks your pussy until you squirt. You dayum right she is going to start to want that in her own life (especially if she ain't getting none and your man is looking right.)  Curiosity killed the cat or in this case curiosity might get her cat killed (by your man) so mums the word on your man's bedroom skills.

You know when we women fall in love, we fall hard and deep. Just make sure you don't let yourself fall deep into a ménage à trois. It's all good if it's you and two dudes but as far as you, your man, and another woman.  DEAL BREAKER!  I won't even go as far as to say that a girl, girl, guy ménage à trois  is automatically off limits, but I will say that if the man is your husband, fiance', long term significant other, or someone that you really love and care for, DO NOT DO IT.  Men can be some slick  mofo's too . They will try to coax you into agreeing to their fantasy  believing that they will wear you down:   "If you  really love me you would do it";  It's just going to be this one time and I'll never ask you again";  "You said you'd do anything for me"  "If you don't someone else will"...well, let someone else do it then because I am not the one.  I said I love you nicca but I am not stupid and I damn sure ain't no fool.  You give in once and then you either got him asking for "Just one more time, I promise" or your girl or your man creeping trying to get another taste.  She may pull out all of the stops on YOUR man and leave you stuck on stupid trying to figure out how she's popping her pussy while giving head upside down  in a back bend or worse yet, He may pull out all of his tricks on her leaving her ass twitching, stuttering and drooling and I know.... you don't want that.  Doubly worse if the chick is an acquaintance or friend.  So to save yourself some heartache or unnecessary worry, when the ménage à trois  involves YOUR  man, leave it alone and just say NO!!!   Just in case my words have fallen on deaf ears( or in this case my words have fallen on blind eyes  peep the pic below:

This Bish on the right (obviously the trois in the Menage) done got the good dick and is already plotting her next move  Look at her sneaky ass.  Ladies don't let this become your situation.