Now that  my V Day festivities are over and its the weekend bayyyybay, I can finally take some time to recoup.    My Valentines Day was awesome.  Blow jobs, dancing, laughing, shit talking, hootin', hollerin and just plain old acting a fool.  For ya'll nasty folks that might be thinking of the fellatio blow job, get your mind out of the gutter with your nasty self.  Im talking about the Bailey Irish creme, Amaretto, and whipped cream shots that you take in your mouth ( no hands and Yes!!  You definitely need to SWALLOW) shots referred to as a Blow job.  I'm a beer, Mojito, martini type girl at heart so I was mixing all of the above and throwing them back like  it was water.  Ya'll know I paid for it today right?  I haven't felt like this since my good old college days.  You know how it is when you talk to God and promise that you'll never, ever, ever, drink again if only he would make your head stop thumping and make the contents of your belly stay put.  I don't know what in the hell I was thinking because after that, my ass couldn't do  anything but pray that the room stopped spinning and take my ass to bed.  Didn't even get no dick but I still  had a ball. ~wink~

Not as much fun as a dick but they sure are pretty 

andthey taste OH SO GOOD!

On another note, why did my "friend" call me at 3 or 4 something in the morning.  I don't really know what time he called but I do know after the evening that I had,  it was TOO DAYUM EARLY for me.   Anyway, he called talking about can he come over because he wants to "taste" me.  I was like "Excuse me?"  and he said "Come on, you know you want that pussy licked."    I had to introduce that nicca to my friend Tone  because he knows I don't play that shit.  Unless you are my man and we are in the midst of fucking or trying to, don't call me at an ungodly hour asking me can you lick anything on my body.  I find that disrespectful since he and I have never gotten down like that.  Besides, I remember when there was a time that a dude wouldn't even admit that he ate pussy now niccas are using it as a pick up line WTF?   Same with females.  Please, back in the day  you'd be hard pressed to find a chick  who admitted to sucking dick but now they wear that shit proudly.  Say it loud:  I suck dick and I'm proud.  lol   When I sober up a bit more his ass will definitely be hearing it from me.  If he even remotely had a chance to  taste my goodies,  it's all but gone now  cause dude definitely got some 'splainin to do.  Anyway,  It's friday night and I'm about to pop a Tylenol and take my ass to bed.  Dayum shame because it is only 9:22 but I want to be able to enjoy my spa day tomorrow and if I'm still feeling the remnants of this hangover, I'm going to be one pissed bish.   Nighty night!